To Seek, To Find, and Not to Yield...especially when shes DTF

Dear Fellow Brethren,

I sit infront of my window on this wet Monday afternoon, reluctant to step out side without my white stead for the first time since I have moved away from the grey beach. I must go to the market today and gather food and supplies for the journey that begins tomorrow. I am to attend the College of Langara and will be studying the various arts of language, thought, and culture. Although I shall be hard at work brainwashing myself to think like the rest of the world, My main focus will still be on finding and categorizing the various female acquaintances types as they come.

The DTF types Brother Paul and I have recently discovered:

MLTF- Most likely To Fuck

NALPTF- Needs a Little Push to Fuck

NRTF- Needs Roofies to Fuck

NARTF- Needs a Relationship To Fuck

NFTF- Needs a Friendship to Fuck

NSEATF- Needs Self Esteem Approval To Fuck.

WNF- Will Never Fuck

WAFA- Will Always Fuck Anyone

WOBYFTFWD- Will Only Be Your Friend Then Fuck When Drunk.

Please add to the list as you come across new kinds.

All The Best,

Brother Moe

Brotherly Challenge #1:

WHO WILL BE THE ONE TO DE-VIRGINIZE THE TRAVELLING PANTS? * get laid with them, not jack off with them on.