Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Hit on at Superstore


I was at superstore today doing my weekly grocery shopping for my my usual, eggs,cereal,greek salad ingredients, and the ingredients to make my weekly batch of spaghetti sauce. Some woman commented on me buying healthy food when I was searching for oregano that I couldn't find then spun some more conversation and then got really forward asking if I wanted to go for coffee. She was old(probably pushing towards 30 i would guess), but looked like was probably okay when she was my age. Anyways, I told her I had a girlfriend and walked away. The pants were with me today, attracting older women.

I'll leave you with a quote:

“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.”-Jennifer Lopez


Brother Mitch

Ps: I never did find the oregano


  1. Bro....... SHOULD HAVE BANGED THE COUGAR! You stared the lion in the face and ran in fear, not cool man.

  2. haha I love hearing stories about cougars, and think it's hilarious when they hit on me but I don't want to have sex with them. Although my dad dates and marries young girls, so it could be my way of balancing the universe.