This is the commencement of the brotherhood For now I have a spare pair of pants that I will write my note on. Mitch will be taking this home today. This is no ordinary pants, for this is a magical pair and fits all of us. In the year span that we are all away and not able to see each other we will all aquire the pants at one point. We will write notes via pants .....
RULES TO THIS MAGICAL PAIR OF PANTS
1. YOU MUST NEVER WASH THE PANTS
2. YOU MUST NEVER DOUBLE-CUFF OR WEAR WITH A TUCKED IN SHIRT AND BELT BECAUSE IT'S TACKY.
3. YOU MUST NEVER SAY THE WORD PHAT IN THE PANTS OR THINK "I'M FAT" IN THEM.
4. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE OFF THE PANTS IN THE PRESENCE OF A BOY BUT HE'S NEVER ALLOWED TO TAKE THEM OFF YOU.
5. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE THE PANTS OFF IN THE PRESENCE OF A GIRL BUT SHE'S NEVER ALLOWED TO TAKE THEM OFF YOU.
6. WHEN WE REUNITE WE MUST DOCUMENT OUR SCHOOL YEAR ON THE PANTS
7. YOU MUST WRITE YOUR BROTHERS VIA THIS BLOG DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR EVEN IF YOU ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITHOUT THEM.
8. IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW RULE 7 YOU WILL GET SPANKED REALLY HARD.
9. IF YOU JIZZ ON THE PANTS YOU ARE BARRED FROM THE BROTHERHOOD
10. REMEMBER PANTS= LOVE.... LOVE YOUR BROTHER + LOVE YOURSELF.
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