I sit infront of my window on this wet Monday afternoon, reluctant to step out side without my white stead for the first time since I have moved away from the grey beach. I must go to the market today and gather food and supplies for the journey that begins tomorrow. I am to attend the College of Langara and will be studying the various arts of language, thought, and culture. Although I shall be hard at work brainwashing myself to think like the rest of the world, My main focus will still be on finding and categorizing the various female acquaintances types as they come.
The DTF types Brother Paul and I have recently discovered:
MLTF- Most likely To Fuck
NALPTF- Needs a Little Push to Fuck
NRTF- Needs Roofies to Fuck
NARTF- Needs a Relationship To Fuck
NFTF- Needs a Friendship to Fuck
NSEATF- Needs Self Esteem Approval To Fuck.
WNF- Will Never Fuck
WAFA- Will Always Fuck Anyone
WOBYFTFWD- Will Only Be Your Friend Then Fuck When Drunk.
Please add to the list as you come across new kinds.
All The Best,
Brotherly Challenge #1:
WHO WILL BE THE ONE TO DE-VIRGINIZE THE TRAVELLING PANTS? * get laid with them, not jack off with them on.