Sunday, September 12, 2010

How to kiss a girl right off the street in 12 mins!

After trying to jack off to Rhona Mitra for the fourth time in a row and failing, i've decided to updated my dear brethren on my latest happenings.

This week I settled in to my new place and acquired a new goal. I can no longer fantasize about a lost stripper arriving at my doorstep, all wet from the rain, and in need of food and shelter and hard ass pounding. Instead, i have decided to go on the search for an MLTF. Preferably in the form of a study buddy. After googling how to pick up girls at school i found this and it blew up my balls.

I hope to learn from this dude, and will report my successes/failures to my fellow brethren

All the Beast,
Brother Moe


  1. I am really looking forward to the results post.

  2. Man I wish I had that australian Accent!