Dear brothers,
I am currently stationed in Montreal, I have acquired a position shucking oysters/oggling gorgeous waitresses and concealing boners. I was invited on an epic road trip to party in Halifax not 3 moons ago, as you know I can not refuse travel invitations for they are dancing lessons from god.

I have hitch hiked across this vast country to find myself in this city of beautiful sluts and hot poutine. I will be returning home in a fort night and we shall re-unite, dance, drink and ring in the new.

Hail atlantas.