month recap

(I originally started writing this monday but was in too much pain to finish, hence the choppy style)

Brothers,

As I sit here now I am high on painkillers for my infected jaw. Basically my wisdom teeth are coming in, because I am less evolved(being a negro hybrid) I have room for these in my mouth and they do not require removal, the other day though they got infected and I am now on codeine and antibiotics.

Lets start with three weekends ago: Friday I got invited to the red room by a friend of mine, I normally hate clubbing but I have been so bored lately that I agreed to go. I drank lots and danced a ton. The best thing in the world to do in the club when you're with girls is: when you're dancing with them leave a little space in between you and the girl, then when another guy starts making his move to dance with the girl(s) you're dancing with get real close and do ridiculous dance moves, then laugh while you watch him walk back to the sidelines. This night, we took the night bus from Vancouver to surrey. All I will say is never ever take this bus.

The next weekend on friday a friend of mine invited a few people over to watch some movies I agreed to had a UFC watching event at his house. I don't really enjoy the UFC but I do enjoy parties, I basically got blackout drunk and played with his pit-bull most of the night.(there is no hidden meaning here)

The following weekend I went to this girls birthday at a club called Fabric in gastown. Do not go to this club unless you have an asian fetish and like getting kicked in the balls by bouncers. basically we take a party bus downtown see this club with a big line up that we had cover waived for then when we got in the club was at half capacity, drinks were super expensive and everyone other than the crew I went with were asian. Towards the end of the night a buddy of mine was drunk and sitting at a table when the bouncers grabbed him and threw him out for no real reason, one of them even kneed him in the balls, he wasn't even resisting. I was super hammered and did a lot of things I wouldn't sober but I like makin some memories and war stories.

The next week is when my wisdom tooth infection flared up, I eventually got them pulled top avoid more infections and am already back to my usual antics this week. I hope to see some of your handsome faces over winter break.


My advice to you: every woman that ever sleeps with you is trying to eventually snare you into impregnating them, this is why you should always cum during foreplay.

Love,

Brother Mitch

Ps: post some shit up, even if your life is worthless.

weekend

This weekend I watched some movies while I put off studying, We were supposed to go out as a brotherhood on saturday but it flopped.

I watched "get him to the greek" first, it was okay the only really funny part way p.diddy talking about mindfucking.Overall it was a good time waster .
Next I watched Stomp "The Yard: Homecoming" this is a movie about black people dancing that also teaches positive morals about teamwork, I couldn't get enough. There were only 20 dance scenes, I would have appreciated a few more(10-20 more would have been sufficient). there was one white person in the whole movie and he was dancer too: I wasn't expecting that at all, it was a pretty fucked up plot twist. If you like to watch black people dance I recommend this movie strongly.
I also happened to catch a classic "forces of nature" starring Ben Affleck . Overall Ben Affleck should have been replaced by Hugh Grant for sure.

When did I get time to study? somewhere in there, it's not really important.

"Keep ya head up brotha"-Quote from stomp the yard: homecoming

-Brother Mitch

MY WORLD 2.0

Brothers and brother lovers,

I started last weekend with a fast food binge that included Thai, Mcdonalds, pizza, A&W and Jos Louis . I gained 10 pounds in water weight from all the salt and felt like such a fat slut. By Monday I remembered noone likes fat people, so I went back to the gym right then to upkeep my perfect Hugh Grant-like body (See attached picture above).Most of my week went: school ,gym, study, T.V and sleep no need for real details there.
Kwantlen is just like highschool except easier, I even see a lot of people from highschool although most times I pretend I don't to avoid this conversation:

"Hey, Hows it going?"
"Good , long time no see"
"Yeah, what have you been up to? what are taking? how old are you now?Do you remember that time back in math 10 when we did math? "
"Not much, Courses, twenty and three quarters, and yes I definitely remember doing math."
"Well I've got to go, but we should hang sometime"
"yeah, for sure. See ya!"

Thursday night was Yazad's Birthday. I had a class to go to early Friday morning and after deciding I would not attend, I decided I would attend sober. We had a good guy to girl ratio of 9:1 as we headed towards the Bourbon . We thought this would change when we got to the bar as we were told tales of the Bourbon being very busy on Thursday nights. This is not the case, we were nearly the only people in the whole place. A sausage fest dance floor ensued while the live band played anything requested. Friday Night we said goodbye to Brother Paul for 6 months as he is going to africa so that he will have heartwarming stories to aid in getting DTFL. I said goodbye with a gift of a photoshopped picture(see below) of what I hope his trip will be like. Saturday night I went to UBC to party, I drank some 151 and iced tea, I also witnessed the hairiest female legs I have ever seen wearing a mini-skirt. The night ended with 4 people sleeping in a double bed, not the first time and it won't be the last.

I can be your hero baby,

Brother Mitch