The Boy Who Slew The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo

Part II: The Encounter

Paulson our knight in shining armor, had just spent his Friday night with his fair wench, Blank. Come saturday morn, he set out about the city, finding fresh fruit, skewered goat, coconuts and other local eats. Everett curtailed his market search; bringing his hoard to the beach. Where Blank and the other volunteers were sunbathing and water bathing( in the sea). Everett had not always paid attention to all the volunteers, and generally forgot their faces or names. Save for those he enjoyed getting sinisterly intoxicated with. They were John Everyman, Frank Grimes, Charlie Brown, his woman, Jane Doe and Lois Lane.

Of course his compatriots were at the beach, they always were. Though, they weren't alone.

(This is the encounter part)

(Re-encounter)


Lying next to his Funky Neilla*, was THE DRAGON!

Our hero was dumb struck, not only was she a dragon, she was all the more Draconian in contrast to his British girl(with nice teeth). A long visage, with a hooked nose. Her crooked smile permanently plastered to her lips. The Worm(Fact: JRR Tolkien called Dragons, Worms.) had a long neck that trailed down to her sinewy and yet square shoulders. He torso was lenghty and with out definition. Her legs were long and thin, not fat, but not nice either.

Yes...She truly was a Fire-Snake.

But before our hero could forget about her, and go on his way to his dear maiden. Something caught his attention..

Find out next time in The Dragons Treasure.

* A funky neilla is a hot girl.

The Boy Who Slew The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo

Listen:

The dragon did not have a tattoo.
But here is a story.

Part one.
There was a boy, his name is Everett Richard Paulson. This boy is our hero.
He is a volunteer teacher is a small town called Akyem Achiase(Achim Aschiasay). The boy had taken to visiting a british girl by the name of Blank LeBlank every weekend. He travelled for a while by transport to see her, for a damn good reason.

A weekend past he had gone down to see the girl.

He saw her friday night, but on saturday something awry had happened. The two lovers did not meet up.

....

What could have been regular saturday evening down in Takoradi, a coastal city in the country of Ghana, changed dramatically for our young hero. A simple evening turned into a moral and standard shaking event. (with sexy results.)


Next time..

Part two: The Encounter

This video makes me feel good.

Kickass fucking weekend.

Hey my brothers, post moar.

So on Friday I was itching to do something but White Rock was being lame as usual and everyone was busy, I decided to go buy a mickey of Russian Prince vodka and bus to Vancouver. I found some buddies from North Van who were going to the Cambie, I really wanted to see Calvin Harris play Celebrities but tickets were $40 and I didn't really feel crazy enough to try and sneak in, so I just headed to the Cambie after a half-assed attempt at negotiating with the bouncer at celebs. Cambie was amazing, saw some good buddies that I hadn't seen in ages and met the coolest girl I've ever met in my entire life, there were these faggy nerd-type dudes trying to hit on her and friend the whole night but I helped them escape a night of boredom and doom haha, all in all excellent night!

Saturday night was Brother Ryland's epic birthday. We showed up at Fiji house, started shooting some pool while watching UFC and drinking Sailor Jerry's fucking nasty Rum. I told the girl from Friday to come meet us at Ceili's, she busses out from Burnaby solo, so fucking cool of her. Anyway, had a great time at Ceili's, bromance, romance and face licking deluxe. After Ceili's we ate some kickass Romano's pizza and cabbed back with the intention to Strobe (read: getting way too fucking high and immersing yourself in Deadmau5's epic 'Strobe') but instead we just ended up watching Grandma's boy, I don't think I've ever been so high. We were passing around a bong like it was a joint, just silliness, Ryland was rolling on the street laughing because he didn't realize I was me. Everyone passed out on couches within like 10 minutes of the movie starting, but I stayed awake throughout laughing like an insane man, completely on my own.

I'd like to hear from the other brother's as to how their weekend went!

Broliver OUT

tonight I went to the Strip Club

Brothers,

A word of advice: do not go to a strip club sober and/or as the DD. Alcohol makes us better people, drink it whenever you can.

-Brother Mitch

Hotter than the South African Sun

Yolandi Vi$$er from Die Antwoord

Die Antwoord

no words can describe....

videos will be up soon.

but for now,

my version of The Answer